bumped into the door frame. my bad.

r u high

i will neitghert confirm or deny these allegastions

my microwave tried to cool something down after it was heated because it judged the food item to be too hot becuasdr my microwave is one of those smart microwaves but i took the food item out nbecause i never trust the cool function of the smart microwave and i checked the temperature and it wasn;t too hot and i said its not too hot you pussy microwave to the smart microwave./

i thought i clicked on something and then it didn’t sho up and then i realised i didnt click it.

wow i got bored of that story by the end of typing it.,

everything is great and relaxed. everything. is so great. and relaxed.

lediableaquatre:

the fact that I’m a hopeless romantic really gets in the way of my natural cynicism.

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